It looks like he’s talking and filming himself.
Vlogging turtle.
Hey, I’m turtle, let me show you around my crib.
(Source: the-illusion-of-wonderland, via bastilla)
do you think wizards have condoms or do you think they like conjure this magic penis shield that prevents sperm from entering the females uterus
expecto patrocum
oh my fuckin god
Fetus Deletus
i think it got better
(Source: itwasthewinchesters, via disneyzombie101)
I just realized that “pun intended” is a pun on “unintended” and I’m literally about to gouge my eyes out I’m so angry
This. Changes. Everything.
(Source: the-blog-of-anne-frank, via the-thief-of-sound)
- me: makes a mistake
- me: thinks about mistake every night for the next 7 years
(Source: beoriginalbroo, via mikaelniles)
(via jeweledqueen)
In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know
She read some examples
The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”
The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”
(via yourmomstagram)
